Happy Birthday to Me!
Hi, everyone. You know what today is? It’s my birthday!
I’m writing this in the middle of my birthday party, so I hope you won’t mind a couple of mastikes – woah, I mean mistakes. Sorry about that, but everyone’s dancing and sometimes I get nudged while I type. It’s a great party though, everyone’s having an awesome time! The party was supposed to be a surprise (Talking Angela and Talking Hank are the greatest!), but I may have kinda known about it…. They were being so secretive, whispering in the corners, ignoring the notifications on their phones… But it was such a great thing they were doing so I didn’t want to ruin the fun. So I just pretended like I didn’t notice anything weird going on!
Hmmm… Come to think of it, I should make sure that Angela and Hank don’t see this blog post… They’d be really disappointed if they found out I knew. They have no idea right now! I mean, I gave a pretty epic “surprised” performance. There was someone who was actually surprised though – Talking Ben. They were planning a huge party right under his nose but he was developing a new app and was totally oblivious to everything happening around him. But right now he’s dancing like a total party animal. Incredible. And Talking Ginger’s eating a ton of candy over in the corner. The sugar rush is gonna make him explode! Hank is chillin’ like usual (he’s over by the food, obvs) and Talking Angela…. Wait, why is she looking in my direction? Oh, I think she wants me to go dance with her. Guys, I gotta go!
Oh, I almost forgot. You can watch the live stream of my birthday party here:
OK, I’m going to go dance now. Thanks for all the birthday messages, you guys, and see you next time!
– Tom 😀